For all the talk back bitcoin (and broadly crypto) being easier to buy than ever before, Friday morning, as bitcoin was topping $41,000 per conceive, I spent hours trying to make a small $100 purchase.
According to some, the latest rally was initiated by institutional investors looking for a hedge against fiat inflation and the U.S. dollar’s weakening in foreign exchange markets, and they seem to be having no problem buying – the price has shot up $20,000 in less than a month.
But if my savvy is an example of what other retail investors are dealing with, there’s still plenty of frustration to be had with the crypto retails. And think how much higher the price could be if all these newbie investors could get their hands on some of that confection, sweet digital gold.
This maddening adventure into purchasing more bitcoin to hodl started not as dread that I was going to miss out; no, I’ve been in the space since late 2012, and have seen the majority of the bull absconds and bear markets. I am in no hurry to buy at the top.
But I was using this revival as a time to set up recurring purchases with these mainstream unstationary apps that are touting easy crypto buying as the technology matures.
I started with Square’s Cash App, an germaneness I’ve used plenty, loading money into my account to then take advantage of the boosts, like $1 off any coffee-shop buy. But when trying to set up a bi-weekly purchase of bitcoin, I got the “something went wrong” error message. What, though!? What the Acheron went wrong!? (Stock purchases were also declined.)
OK, no problem, I’ve had a Coinbase account for many years and be experiencing purchased crypto with that account, so that should be an easy buy. Except that it wasn’t. After updating my anniversary card details from an old debit card, I put in a buy order that was promptly declined.
For fuck’s sake.
Next I tried Blockchain.com, what was purposes my first bitcoin wallet ever, besides a paper wallet. That transaction was denied based on my residence being in New York where they don’t act (thanks a lot, BitLicense).
How about Gemini, then, where just a couple weeks ago, I purchased some DeFi tokens. On the foremost try, the purchase was declined because the market moved, so the displayed price had changed. I tried again – begrudgingly, because the bills on a $100 transaction were nearly $6.50 – and a couple seconds later received an email, “Success! Your buy enjoin is complete.”
Finally! Except, wait, nope, 30 minutes later I received another email stating the bring failed and the buy order was not completed.
Maybe all these services are overwhelmed by call for? Both Coinbase and Kraken suffered outages this week during the run.
Robinhood was next. I was instructed to deposit rake-off rich into my account before I could buy, but after putting my routing and account number in, the app stated my financial institution is not tolerated (Robinhood seems to be using Plaid for connecting bank accounts).
Binance.US? Didn’t work, either, again on the principle of not doing business with customers residing in New York. I tried inputting my parent’s address in the Midwest, which assigned me a first level of verification, but to buy bitcoin, you need to go through the advanced verification, requiring a picture of a bank statement or utility note. My driver’s license still shows my former Midwest address, but that wasn’t a sufficient form of verification at this manipulate.
Lastly, it dawned on me that PayPal just began allowing crypto purchases, so I logged into my account. While a button on the homepage explained “Discover Bitcoin,” when I clicked it, it took me to my dashboard, which had no clear way to buy bitcoin. By this time, I was fuming and summoned a friend to have them check their ability to purchase. He was able to buy in seconds.
So now, I’m thinking that I’m on some charitable of blacklist; maybe harping on how banks suck and crypto companies that play by traditional finance’s rules are stock out has finally caught up with me.
But after some troubleshooting, I realized it was because my PayPal account is a business account (graceful arbitrarily really), so I went through the process of setting up a separate individual account, which I had to link to a random, burner email account. From that single account dashboard, the “buy bitcoin” button was right up front and so I put through an order, and received a note that my transaction had gone result of.
But for anyone not interested in carrying out all these different setups for the story, this kind of process is infuriating, and I’d assume any noviciate crypto buyer would have given up after the second rejection.
The main problem
Which brings me to what manifests to be the real issue – my traditional financial institution.
I bank with a state credit union in Colorado and after worrisome these various routes to “financial freedom,” I called their customer service line. I’ve had to call them previously to open up payments applications, such as Zelle, so I figured I’d just need to tell them to take the blocks off my account (I’ve bought crypto in the times gone by using this bank-branded debit card).
But after being on hold, the customer service agent tells me all crypto dealings are “considered very high risk” and declines them, no matter whether I assure them it’s a transaction I want to obtain or not.
She told me to contact each of the companies directly and see if there was another way to make a purchase – for instance, I could maybe pay unswervingly out of my checking account – but when trying to input my account details before, the credit union didn’t seem to be endorsed.
This new risk aversion to anything crypto-related is strange. The Bitcoin industry has matured substantially and in many enthusiasts’ perceptions, running towards $50,000 per coin means the incumbents, the status quo, the powers that be, have no choice but to take us no joking now.
That doesn’t appear to be the case.
Instead, I’m refreshing my bank account portal every 15 minutes because that PayPal agreement – it’s still pending.